Flabgamton Cepnulstik is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ruthless hare.

Flabgamton Cepnulstik created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabgamton Cepnulstik, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flabgamton Cepnulstik, he will ignore you.

Flabgamton Cepnulstik's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Flabgamton Cepnulstik's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.