Mifcutgidlim is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, fast dingo.

Mifcutgidlim created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifcutgidlim, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mifcutgidlim, she will manifest in front of you.

Mifcutgidlim's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Mifcutgidlim's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six eagles approach from the north.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.