Zestsandsan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, pitiless giraffe.

Zestsandsan created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zestsandsan, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zestsandsan, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Zestsandsan's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Zestsandsan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not speak about aubergines.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

5. Retreat if eight pigs approach from the east.