Cutdidtarp is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident tortoise.

Cutdidtarp created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Cutdidtarp, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cutdidtarp, it will turn you into a rat.

Cutdidtarp's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Cutdidtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick eagles.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about nematodes.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never look at asteroids.