Migmigbum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful fairy.

Migmigbum created tapeworms six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migmigbum, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Migmigbum, she will not invite you to parties.

Migmigbum's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Migmigbum's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

4. Do not speak about peas.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.