Bamtargwat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish unicorn.

Bamtargwat created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bamtargwat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bamtargwat, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bamtargwat's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bamtargwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Hide if nine frogs approach from the south.

4. You must pray to Bamtargwat six times a day.

5. Never think about planets.