Zadpigsab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, compassionate wolf.

Zadpigsab created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zadpigsab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zadpigsab, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Zadpigsab's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Zadpigsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Zadpigsab on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Fast once a month.