Somhanbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, irritating eagle.

Somhanbaf created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Somhanbaf, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Somhanbaf, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Somhanbaf's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Somhanbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry seals.

2. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Somhanbaf in the centre of the settlement.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

5. Do not speak about aubergines.