Kamgonveen Renbepzan is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, benevolent rat.

Kamgonveen Renbepzan created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamgonveen Renbepzan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kamgonveen Renbepzan, it will send you a sign.

Kamgonveen Renbepzan's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Kamgonveen Renbepzan's Holy Commandments

1. Kamgonveen Renbepzan must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. You must love Kamgonveen Renbepzan.