Flabzimpom is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciless weasel.

Flabzimpom created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabzimpom, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flabzimpom, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Flabzimpom's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Flabzimpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed gooseberries to monkeys while wearing rings.

2. Never mention shrews.

3. You must love Flabzimpom.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near foxes while wearing green coats.

5. Do not keep three capybaras in a large pit.