Fenhub Gofflagzim is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, resourceful wasp.

Fenhub Gofflagzim created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenhub Gofflagzim, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fenhub Gofflagzim, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fenhub Gofflagzim's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Fenhub Gofflagzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about spacetime.

3. Feed all hungry mice.

4. Run away if four manatees approach from the west.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.