Sidgodlit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, wise alligator.

Sidgodlit created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidgodlit, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sidgodlit, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sidgodlit's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Sidgodlit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet rats for they are unholy.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Never think about solid mechanics.