Appvadton is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, prudent butterfly.

Appvadton created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Appvadton, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Appvadton, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Appvadton's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Appvadton's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near cats while wearing brown dresses and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your chest.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Always help sick birds.