Wiktitpak is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, self-confident hummingbird.

Wiktitpak created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wiktitpak, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Wiktitpak, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Wiktitpak's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Wiktitpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never sit near squirrels.

3. Always help hamsters.

4. Never hurt great tits.

5. Always help dogs in need.