Nellxenwit is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable aardvark.

Nellxenwit created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellxenwit, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nellxenwit, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nellxenwit's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Nellxenwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Always help sick manatees.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not eat onions.

5. Never hop in the presence of whales.