Himkadtailrag is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, ill-tempered frog.

Himkadtailrag created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Himkadtailrag, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Himkadtailrag, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Himkadtailrag's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Himkadtailrag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Himkadtailrag in the centre of the settlement.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity.

5. Never sprint near birds.