Baghamhabsin is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, witless troll.

Baghamhabsin created Europe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Baghamhabsin, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Baghamhabsin, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Baghamhabsin's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Baghamhabsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Retreat if four badgers approach from the south.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near squirrels while wearing magenta trousers and balancing five carbon spheres on your feet.