Bidtitcep is a god.

It takes the form of a small, clever dragon.

Bidtitcep created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bidtitcep, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bidtitcep, it will be mildly annoyed.

Bidtitcep's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Bidtitcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple skirts.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about gravity.