Nabhabloopdinbunfab is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, boastful duck.

Nabhabloopdinbunfab created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabhabloopdinbunfab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nabhabloopdinbunfab, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Nabhabloopdinbunfab's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nabhabloopdinbunfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.