Wiknelbifcub is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, resourceful penguin.

Wiknelbifcub created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wiknelbifcub, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wiknelbifcub, he will destroy your home planet.

Wiknelbifcub's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Wiknelbifcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about fire.