Cebcudvig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, witless hyena.

Cebcudvig created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cebcudvig, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cebcudvig, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Cebcudvig's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cebcudvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Cebcudvig loves whales, so they must be respected.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. You must never eat lemons.