Legransaw is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, self-confident bird.

Legransaw created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legransaw, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Legransaw, she will try to impress you with trees.

Legransaw's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Legransaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.