Farnsisortbinnulgod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, bad-tempered bee.

Farnsisortbinnulgod created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Farnsisortbinnulgod, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Farnsisortbinnulgod, he will be very unhappy.

Farnsisortbinnulgod's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Farnsisortbinnulgod's Holy Commandments

1. Put Farnsisortbinnulgod first in all things.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

5. Pray towards the east.