Dibgenneg is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, ruthless dragon.

Dibgenneg created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Dibgenneg, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dibgenneg, she will throw large rocks at you.

Dibgenneg's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Dibgenneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snakes.

2. Always look after injured aardvarks.

3. Hide if three tapirs approach from the east.

4. Always help sick manatees.

5. Do not take Dibgenneg's name in vain.
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