Fossmaphudquartcunsislatrap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, almighty octopus.

Fossmaphudquartcunsislatrap created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossmaphudquartcunsislatrap, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fossmaphudquartcunsislatrap, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fossmaphudquartcunsislatrap's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fossmaphudquartcunsislatrap's Holy Commandments

1. Put Fossmaphudquartcunsislatrap first in all things.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never mention porpoises.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.