Dimpogceb is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthinking scorpion.

Dimpogceb created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Dimpogceb, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dimpogceb, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dimpogceb's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dimpogceb's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry pigs.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never bounce in holy places.