Kopfottun is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, two-faced gorilla.

Kopfottun created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopfottun, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kopfottun, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kopfottun's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Kopfottun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never eat aubergines.

5. Put Kopfottun first in all things.