Rowpidbop is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, self-confident goblin.

Rowpidbop created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowpidbop, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rowpidbop, she will cry a lot.

Rowpidbop's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Rowpidbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Run away if seven doves approach from the east.

4. Rowpidbop loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.