Vonkrawdon Ratbunvog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sapient hedgehog.

Vonkrawdon Ratbunvog created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkrawdon Ratbunvog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vonkrawdon Ratbunvog, it will curse you with boils.

Vonkrawdon Ratbunvog's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Vonkrawdon Ratbunvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Erect eight silver sculptures of Vonkrawdon Ratbunvog on top of important buildings.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

4. Always help bats in need.

5. You must pray to Vonkrawdon Ratbunvog four times a day.