Mobbanhot is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, sage monkey.

Mobbanhot created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobbanhot, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mobbanhot, it will turn you into a dog.

Mobbanhot's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Mobbanhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near squirrels while wearing mauve rings and balancing three lead spheres on your head.

2. Run away from orange frogs, for they are unholy.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near hamsters while wearing turquoise stockings.

5. Never eat bark.