Dobzimguphad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, witty goat.

Dobzimguphad created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dobzimguphad, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dobzimguphad, she will cry a lot.

Dobzimguphad's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Dobzimguphad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never run in the presence of tortoises.

3. Do not take Dobzimguphad's name in vain.

4. Never talk about great tits.

5. Erect four titanium sculptures of Dobzimguphad on top of important buildings.