Sispibgubshav is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, contented wyrm.

Sispibgubshav created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sispibgubshav, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sispibgubshav, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Sispibgubshav's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Sispibgubshav's Holy Commandments

1. Sispibgubshav must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never think about ultrasonics.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Put Sispibgubshav first in all things.

5. Do not dye your hair black.