Bonhensomkemgigtitquill Ortlimgemgid is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, selfish tortoise.

Bonhensomkemgigtitquill Ortlimgemgid created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonhensomkemgigtitquill Ortlimgemgid, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bonhensomkemgigtitquill Ortlimgemgid, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Bonhensomkemgigtitquill Ortlimgemgid's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bonhensomkemgigtitquill Ortlimgemgid's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never paint your head cyan.

5. Never pour water over plants.