Jarnyoknutt is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome naga.

Jarnyoknutt created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnyoknutt, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jarnyoknutt, she will turn you into a snail.

Jarnyoknutt's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Jarnyoknutt's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not speak about carrots.

4. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.