Big is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful lizard.

Big created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Big, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Big, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Big's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Big's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five mites in a large pit.

2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Big in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never chant near foxes.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.