Leggodfarlim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, temperamental pigeon.

Leggodfarlim created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Leggodfarlim, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Leggodfarlim, it will ignore you.

Leggodfarlim's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Leggodfarlim's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Do not hurt foxes.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.