Tar Fliscadtap is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, sapient chinchilla.

Tar Fliscadtap created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tar Fliscadtap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tar Fliscadtap, it will not care at all.

Tar Fliscadtap's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Tar Fliscadtap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to porpoises while wearing dresses.

2. Do not kill pigs.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not speak about turnips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.