Sadvonktit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, irritating dingo.

Sadvonktit created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadvonktit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sadvonktit, he will be very sad.

Sadvonktit's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Sadvonktit's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not kill dogs.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not speak about apples.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.