Righabfid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unfair hyena.

Righabfid created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Righabfid, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Righabfid, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Righabfid's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Righabfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet purple.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Righabfid loves cats, so they must be honoured.

4. Never eat gooseberries.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.