Talhan is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, effective armadillo.

Talhan created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Talhan, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Talhan, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Talhan's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Talhan's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Talhan's priests.

2. Never talk about dark matter near whales while wearing turquoise scarves and balancing six silicon spheres on your head.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Do not speak about peas.

5. Do not commit murder.