Talhan is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, effective
armadillo.
Talhan created a down quark three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Talhan, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Talhan, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Talhan's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Talhan's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Talhan's priests.
2. Never talk about dark matter near whales while wearing turquoise scarves and balancing six silicon spheres on your head.
3. Do not shave your neck.
4. Do not speak about peas.
5. Do not commit murder.