Nillarnkimyak is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, caring weasel.

Nillarnkimyak created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillarnkimyak, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nillarnkimyak, it will try to impress you with trees.

Nillarnkimyak's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Nillarnkimyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not speak about grapes.

4. Never talk about snakes.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.