Hugcetkop is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, able crab.

Hugcetkop created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugcetkop, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hugcetkop, it will turn you into a mole.

Hugcetkop's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Hugcetkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Do not leap in public.