Quimbisskan is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, quiet otter.

Quimbisskan created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimbisskan, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quimbisskan, she will turn you into a puffin.

Quimbisskan's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Quimbisskan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never mention tapirs.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near turtles while wearing red stockings and balancing nine carbon spheres on your hands.