Tarciblig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthinking mouse.

Tarciblig created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarciblig, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tarciblig, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Tarciblig's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Tarciblig's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Tarciblig loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Tarciblig on top of all buildings.