Tarciblig is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthinking
mouse.
Tarciblig created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tarciblig, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Tarciblig, he will destroy your home galaxy.
Tarciblig's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Tarciblig's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Never laugh in holy places.
3. Tarciblig loves dogs, so they must be honoured.
4. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.
5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Tarciblig on top of all buildings.