Sittardag is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless hare.

Sittardag created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sittardag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sittardag, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sittardag's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Sittardag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt frogs.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never eat bark.

4. You must never eat cucumbers.

5. Never feed tomatoes to nematodes while wearing jumpers.