Kimnat Gab is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, smart
wyrm.
Kimnat Gab created a strange quark four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kimnat Gab, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Kimnat Gab, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Kimnat Gab's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Kimnat Gab's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Never talk about squirrels.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Do not shave your face.
5. Never paint your back brown.