Lipgutlist is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, able dryad.

Lipgutlist created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipgutlist, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lipgutlist, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Lipgutlist's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Lipgutlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sheep.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never sit near mites.

5. Never write about dark matter.
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