Ladbotbud is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, quiet gerbil.

Ladbotbud created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladbotbud, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ladbotbud, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Ladbotbud's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Ladbotbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always help gulls in need.

4. Ladbotbud must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never wear shoes.