Kamabrut is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, intelligent ferret.

Kamabrut created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamabrut, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kamabrut, it will turn you into a rock.

Kamabrut's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Kamabrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about spacetime.

2. Never mention porpoises.

3. Kamabrut must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Do not covet oxen.