Kamabrut is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, intelligent
ferret.
Kamabrut created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kamabrut, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Kamabrut, it will turn you into a rock.
Kamabrut's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Kamabrut's Holy Commandments1. Never write about spacetime.
2. Never mention porpoises.
3. Kamabrut must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.
5. Do not covet oxen.