Febbonkgam is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, quiet hamster.

Febbonkgam created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febbonkgam, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Febbonkgam, she will not care.

Febbonkgam's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Febbonkgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Febbonkgam in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never write about dark matter.