Yimbassneg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, boastful parrot.

Yimbassneg created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimbassneg, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yimbassneg, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yimbassneg's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Yimbassneg's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight nematodes approach from the west.

2. Run away from white rats, for they are unholy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Yimbassneg.
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