Hugtunfud Lattetticep is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring rat.

Hugtunfud Lattetticep created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugtunfud Lattetticep, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hugtunfud Lattetticep, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hugtunfud Lattetticep's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Hugtunfud Lattetticep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horses.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Worship no other gods but Hugtunfud Lattetticep.

4. Hide from indigo great tits for they are unholy.

5. Hugtunfud Lattetticep loves dogs, so they must be respected.